Timmy. Sex is a dirty, filthy business. Save it for marriage.
I learned about sex the normal way: on the playground from a fellow third grader. She was fuzzy on the details, but essentially, it involved a boy putting his finger in a girl’s belly button and then nine days later, she had a baby. So I was pretty much an expert. How about you?
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll.Discuss.
